Recently, photobasement.com published photos of some of the greatest science fair projects from across the United States. Judging from these, I think it’s safe to say that (a) teachers don’t make nearly enough money and (b) we can all sleep much safer tonight knowing that the future is in good hands.
Thus finally reputing the long-established Push It , Push It Real Good Theorem of 1989, it’s:
Plants And Pop. Got a problem with that? Didn’t think so. Moving right along..
OMG WTF 4Rlz LOL JK BRB K?
Friend! No Foe! Wait, what was the quest…??? Spiders!!!!
So for those of you keeping score at home, that’s:
1. Man-On-Man = AIDS
2. Woman-On-Woman = AIDS
3.Man-On- Woman= NO AIDS
4.Bi 3-Way = AIDS
5.Man-On- Horse = NO AI…..wait, what?!?!?!
The Tour Of The Future. With Your Tour Guides, The Children Of The Corn
Sadly, no. But they do have a surprisingly lenient equestrian policy…..
My science fair project probably looked something like this:
Conclusion: They could all learn to co-exist peacefully on the Malibu Dream Death Star.
But sadly, I could never muster this kid’s amazing pimp-back swagger at such an early age. Or ever.
Hey look, it’s Ron Burgandy!
Please, please don’t let that be a BAMA hoodie under that jacket….
If anyone knows what Moon Babies are, please let me know.
When your sweater has both hand-stitched helicopters AND motorcycles on it, you can get away with a text-only presentation.
The Most Surprising Conclusion Award Went To:
While The Short And To The Point Award Went To:
And Obviously Incorrect
Overweight? Check. Pasty White Skin. Check. Skull On Black Sweatshirt? Check. Vacant, Dead Eye Stare? Check. Nope, video games have no effect what-so-ever.
And The Grand Prize Winner:
If your mom has horniness coming out of her feet, you probably have bigger problems to worry about than making a science fair project.
And bonus points to anyone who can diagram that last sentence.
